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Important! Internet Safety Tips

Post  HELVETICA on Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:49 pm

Since most of you don't have the sense to know these yourself, I figured I'd take the liberty of introducing all of you to a few useful internet safety tips - free of charge.

1. Never give out your personal information!
This could make you a prime target for identity theft! Don't give out your address, either - no one is interested in where you live, except for dangerous predators! Stay alert.

2. Keep your computer in an open area
This gives you a better view of your attacker if you did not obey rule 1.

3. Do not post inappropriate pictures of yourself.
Seriously, don't do it.

4. Do not post inappropriate pictures of me others.
THAT PARTICULAR PERSON MAY NOT APPROVE OF YOUR PICTURE, AND IT IS THEIR OWN PRIVATE BUISINESS, AND IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE SHARED.

5. Don't write anything you don't want published in a newspaper.
This is a good rule to remember when deciding whether or not you think something is appropriate.
Also, if you have to think about it, it is probably not apropriate.
Also, you could think to yourself "Would Francis post this?"
If the answer is yes, then immediately delete it.

6. Always use good manners.
Good by my standards. Some of yours are questionable.

7. Never violate copyright law.
As a business man, I appreciate the fact that this is taking money away from someone.

8. Stay away from Chat Rooms
THEY ARE A TRAP, THEY NEVER END WELL.

9. Do not talk to Liechtenstein.

10. Obey all the internet safety tips.
If you don't, you will have the privilege of meeting my gun.


If you have any questions, they are probably stupid ones, because this was very clear.
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Post  hungary-pan on Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:57 pm

But I need to talk to Lili about our next shopping trip!!!!!!!!
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Post  Puffin-Ísland on Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:17 pm

I agree with most of this because it's just common sense, Switzerland, but you're a bit ridiculous about Liechtenstein. :l She's not a kid.
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Post  taegeukgi on Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:37 am

But... Hyung loves the pictures I post of him/us!!

These rules are stupid, I know because I invented the internet!
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Post  Germany on Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:12 am

I approve of these rules. Let's hope everyone will follow them.
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Post  nihao-china on Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:23 pm

I also approve of these rules, aru
No one should do careless things on the internet...
And I DO NOT approve of your pictures, aru!!
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Re: Important! Internet Safety Tips

Post  Katyusha on Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:25 am

These rules are really good. Of course I'll follow them!
T-Though I'd like to talk to your sister sometimes to... Like Elizaveta said... I-If that's okay?
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Post  SwissRibbons on Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:53 pm

Ah! I didn't know that the internet was such a dangerous place ;~;

Y-you can bet I'll follow all of these rules set by you, Onii-san!
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Post  The Real Santa on Sun Sep 19, 2010 11:03 am

I hope Peter reads these.
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Post  Parle-Francais on Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:27 pm

Also, you could think to yourself "Would Francis post this?"
If the answer is yes, then immediately delete it.

Oh how you wound me.

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